Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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