i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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