Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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