i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
