i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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