i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Can I color on your dick again?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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