This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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