Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
