nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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