Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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