why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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