We need to rekindle our bromance
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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