yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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