We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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