Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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