May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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