I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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