How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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