i wish my penis had a tongue
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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