Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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