Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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