Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Only a mothe r could love this liver
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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