i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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