Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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