You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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