Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
You don't make any sense
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I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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