She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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