I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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