Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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