no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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