That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm really busy with my period
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