oh god the rape fog is back!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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