Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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