You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
