yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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