It's Friday. Sex?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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