if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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