I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I stole a fireplace last night.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
