Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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