idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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