Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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