Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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