it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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