I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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