The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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