Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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