The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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