I'll bet she douches with gravy.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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