You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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