I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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