She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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