Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
