Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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