apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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